2008 Democratic National Convention

A friend of mine sent me this joke.

2008 Democratic Convention Schedule

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.

7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.

7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:35 till 8:00 P.M. Non religious prayer and worship. The Reverends Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:05 P.M. Charlie Rangel describes huge tax increase proposal if Democrats win the election.

8:15- 8:30 P.M. Representative Jefferson of Louisiana speaks about the art of freezing bribe money.

8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:35 P.M. Fondly Remembering Saddam Hussein -- Cindy Sheehan & Susan Sarandon.

9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender-- French President
Jacques Chirac

9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund

9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay.

9:35P.M. Sean Penn: Why I hate George Bush diatribe.

9:40 P.M. Why I detest the Military, A short talk by William Jefferson Clinton

9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

9:50 P.M. Dan Rather receives Truth in Broadcasting award, presented by Michael
Moore

9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld con spired to bring down the World Trade
Center Towers-- Howard Dean

10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad

10:45 P.M. Nomination seconded by Osama bin Laden in a video as an act of gratitude to the Clintons for passing on numerous opportunities to kill or take him into custody.

11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet

11:15 P.M. John Kerry: Our Troops are War Criminals and Dummies diatribe

11:30 P.M. Coronatio n of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton

12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home!!!!

At least, I think it's supposed to be a joke but I'm still trying to find the part that's not true...