We took the kids to Six Flags yesterday, and that trip spawned several random thoughts for me.
--There should be age limits for roller coasters (i.e, "No one over 40 may ride"). Given that I was the only over 40 person riding the Batman ride with my oldest daughter yesterday, I think most adults have more sense!
--Big splashy rides should be ridden during the day when it is 85 degrees and not at night when it is 70 degrees.
--Teenage boys are just larger versions of eight-year-old boys: hyper, loud, and annoying. The teenage boys behind us in line for Batman were whacking each other (and everyone around them) wth slap bracelets the entire wait.
--Never go to Six Flags when the front gate sign says, "Welcome Class of '07" (or whatever year). Too many teenagers!
--Little kids will ride the same ride five times in a row but rarely six.
--Even after nearly 12 years of marriage and with three kids in the front, connected boat, it's still fun to neck with your husband in The Cave. :)
--Never use two-year-old sunscreen. Buy new stuff every year!
--Two words: Valet parking.
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