Those Stupid California Voters

What is it with stupid California voters? Don't they know what's good for them? First, they vote for traditional marriage, when every smart person knows that's just wrong. Now, they vote against tax hikes! What is wrong with you people?

The Sacramento Bee gets it. Well, they did until a bunch of soon-to-be-ex readers complained. Then they pulled an Obama.

I just don't understand. Haven't we all been told that outspending your opponent 10 to 1 ensures victory, which was why we needed to take the money out of politics at the national level?

What's wrong with you people?!