I get a lot of spam because I've signed up with a couple of sites to get grocery coupons. I used to get a lot more, but the spam tsunami has subsided for the most part.
Today, I got a spam e-mail with the best headline I've seen in a while:
Dude, what if your wife sees this?
I think if my wife sees anything, I'll have a lot more to worry about than spam. ;)