Tuesday, December 02, 2008

The Difference Between Liberals and Conservatives

From a liberal perspective:

You know what’s great about being a liberal: looking at my paycheck every two weeks and not blowing a gasket when I see the amount of taxes I pay out.

You know what must suck about being a Republican: looking at their paycheck every two weeks and start bleeding for the nose and ears.


More accurately,
You know what's great about being a liberal: being dumb enough (or not make enough money) to be happy that the government is confiscating my income for unnecessary and freedom-stealing programs.

You know what must suck about being a Republican: knowing that there are enough idiots who don't just want their money confiscated but think you should be forced to donate, too.

Anyone who is happy about the amount taken from his/her paycheck in taxes isn't paying enough.