Monday, November 03, 2008

The Polls

In a nutshell, not good.

Sure, it's still possible for John McCain to win, but unlikely. Unless, of course, all the racists vote for him. And if Obama wins, that means racism has been vanquished! Because voting for Barack Obama because he's black isn't racist, you see.

Well, I'll be voting for John McCain in the morning, not because I agree with everything he says, but that he's right on the important issues (the war, judges). I won't be voting for him because he's a white guy.

But I will also be voting against Obama because he'll be a disasterous president. We'll look back on this election in awe, not because of Barry's Obamaness, but because of the marketing of the presidency and how many people were willing to sell out their country for a feeling.