Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Reality According to Hollywood

Via ChristianityToday.com:

--All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

--The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place.

--The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

--A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

--Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

--Persons knocked unconscious by a blow to the head will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

--It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

--Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds—unless it's the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

--All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they will go off.

--Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

--It is not necessary to say hello or goodbye when beginning or ending phone conversations.

--Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

--It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts; your enemies will patiently wait to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

My husband said he's seen that before, but I still thought it was funny. :)