Obama: I've Investigated Myself and Found Myself Not Guilty

That's the gist of Obama's self-investigation.

Is he serious? It's not April 1, so I assume this isn't a joke, not that Teh One's sense of humor has been documented, anyway.

My first thought was that this reminded me of O.J. Simpson's book If I Did It. I mean, after all, if he says there was nothing shady about contacts with Blago, we should just believe him, right?

Oh, wait, the useful idiots are. It will be a sad and pathetic four years watching them cry, "But--but--but he said he didn't have anything to do with that scandal!"